Short jokes
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
So Mungus.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
John Cena.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.