Short jokes

Short jokes

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Why did the child cross the road?

Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^