Short jokes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.