Short jokes
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
My foot itches.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."