Short jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."