Short jokes

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Naruto solos.

Goku solos.

Ichigo solos.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Why is Paul Walker a walker?

To let people know he isn't a driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."