Short jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.