Short jokes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
If you are poor, get money.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! šš¤£
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I'm no astronomer, but Iām pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
So Mungus.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"