Short jokes

Short jokes

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.