Short jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
I'll put white in your smile.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
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When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.