Short jokes
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.