Short jokes
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Knock knock.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Make him read a book.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Dews?
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.