Short jokes

Short jokes

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).