Short jokes
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Lions = gay pride.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.