Short jokes

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What was the first sport played on the moon?

Capture the flag.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Bruh, don't be punny.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.