Short jokes
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.