Short jokes
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Daryll
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.