Short jokes
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)