Short jokes

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Dawson Maxey

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Racism.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Jiggy

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

11/9

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

11/9

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Keep yourself safe!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

only2genders

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

only2genders

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;