Short jokes

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"