Short jokes
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Knock knock.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Make him read a book.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....