Short jokes
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.