Short jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.