Short jokes
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What's better than poo?
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!