Short jokes
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
My dishwasher is broke.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
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Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."