Short jokes
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Cunt.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.