Short jokes
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Muslim furries like goats.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)