Short jokes
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.