Short jokes
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
1 + 1 = window.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Here's a joke... you.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is 2+2? Fish.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Ed is dumb.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Condoms are for pussies.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
Cleveland Browns
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"