Short jokes
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"