Short jokes
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Potato.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
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Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.