Short jokes
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
This isn't a joke.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Sayo-nara.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)