Short jokes
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
My dishwasher is broke.