Short jokes
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.