What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Short Jokes
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
My brother
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I'm Gay.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
