Short jokes
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Pedophiles smell good.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.