Short jokes
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata