Short jokes
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Sajan's Hairline
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!