Short jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Booooooooooooo!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
The Harry Potter fanbase.