Short jokes
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
9/11.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
No, you!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.