Short jokes
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
My will to live.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.