This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
This page.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
