What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Short Jokes
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Hey babe, Iām looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! š¤
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
