Short jokes

Short jokes

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

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  • The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

    Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

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  • Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.