Short jokes
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Pacman 200 balls
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.