Short jokes
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Who am I sitting next to?
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What is Jay?
Phat.
I lick cows for my mother.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
"Nahtzee"
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.