Self-Baptism or Suicide Attempt

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

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Suicide attempt7

Explanation

Experiment

The joke plays on the absurdity of calling a failed suicide attempt 'self-baptism'. It's dark humor that uses a religious term to describe something tragic. The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of the sacred act of baptism with the morbid act of suicide.

Comments (10)

Jakob McLaughlin

4 years ago

Agreed

Cian

4 years ago

I dont get it

Sadly me

3 years ago

lmao i am also irish and suicidal and depressed

bell

3 years ago

thanks

CallmeChara!!!

3 years ago

sadly me we same the exact same person!!! here have a gun

animefreak

3 years ago

It’s 2 in the freaking morning rn. I’m d y I n g

Rapidshot8er

2 years ago

I don't get it.

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2 years ago

I read this to my parents last year, no wonder I’m disowned

Anonymous

2 years ago

It's BAPTISM idiot

Kel Row

2 years ago

Right because Holding your breath is a basic human impossibility... Jackasses