Short jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
priyanka
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Flat Earthers
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.