Short jokes
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"