Short jokes
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Applesauce.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Poopy loopy.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.