What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Short Jokes
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How do you poop?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
