Short jokes
A Ford?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Sajan's Hairline
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)