My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Arid Weekend
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that the dude's friend is named Arid, which sounds like "I read." It's wordplay, get it? Now go back to drooling on your keyboard, you dullard.