Short jokes
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
"Tayam, I am."
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Ur mom gei.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."