Short jokes
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Eli Tremain.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.