Short jokes
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
There are more than 2 genders.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.