Short jokes
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
4chan
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.