Short jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I'm fucking retarded.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.