Short jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Snort poo poo.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
fdfds.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅