I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Short Jokes
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
No, I don't want to.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
shaenaya
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Submit joke here.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
