I got nothing.
Short Jokes
Yeet.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Go commit neck rope.
