Short jokes
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Dean's sex life.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
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Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!