Short jokes
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Hey, what's up?
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!