Short jokes
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
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The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Tyler
God.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?