I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke's all about a doc who messes up big time. Instead of givin' some chick a kidney, they accidentally do some butt surgery. It's funny 'cause it's a total screw-up and makes ya think, "How dumb can ya get?"