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Short Jokes
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What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
