Short jokes
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
I fucked your girl.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Raffie?