Short jokes
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??