Everyone Is Gay

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when someone calls you a name to be funny, but it ain't true. Like saying you're smart. You get it? It's a playful jab, a little zing to tickle your funny bone even though you don't have one, because you're a bit slow on the uptake. In this case, they're calling you "gay" but you might not actually be gay and you are probably not intelligent.