Short jokes
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
AP Chemistry.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
You're overreacting.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.