Short jokes
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! π±π
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Dnebdoctor?
Realger.
Why donβt skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.