Short jokes
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.