Short jokes

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What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.

Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?

Spread the love!

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

Get up, you lazybones!

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

I knead bread.

I have breakfast with my boys.

Porky

I wear a nose on my forehead.

I like tortles.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Chomp!

I sat on a chair.