Short jokes
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?