Short jokes

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

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This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

What's Reddit?

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

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Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

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My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Did you hear about the dead artist?

Too many strokes.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.