Short jokes

Short Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

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  • Ear

    Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

    Penis

    Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Stoner

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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  • Stoner

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

    Sex

    What is similar between sex and fishing?

    It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.

    Gold

    So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

    Shovel

    If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

    Kid

    My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

    Cat

    Does your cat scratch you?

    Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

    Bone

    Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.